intro statistics gets accidentally poignant

MAKE A DECISION

JUST

MAKE IT

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“I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.”

— Clementine von Radics (via electraheartfelt)

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dankherbmullet:

How Animals Eat Their Food

patently inaccurate, has this guy never seen a gator execute a death roll? blocked, troll

this version is better than watching the video because of the silence. i think his sound effects detract from the humor

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one of the reasons i love bar soap is that when your soap gets too small to handle, you get a new bar and then attach the small one to the new one so that you waste no soap

more reasons forthcoming. probably includes soap whittling

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more
like,

inside nerd tugs peen

intestines never tried probiotics

indoor nervousness? take pills!

i need to pee

if nipples taught pilates

am i
right

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joshlafayette:

Somebody gave me a religious tract on the street the other day, so I changed the words and made it EVEN HILARIOUSER!

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oh happy day

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is there a recipes-and-home-decorating lifestyle kind of blog that is less “pops of color against soothing neutrals” and more “a little bit slovenly, tinged with sadness and occasional pleasure”

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